Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

New shots of Scarlett from the live action “G.I. Joe” movie. You dudes that are into Lady Jane are fucking weirdos. [Ain’t It Cool]

One of the writers for KSK got canned from his day job for coming out of the blogging closet (aka getting “dooced” to our gangsta brethren). We can only hope this leads to more Phil Rivers pieces. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Eli’s getting hitched this weekend! In Mexico! Nothing quite like losing your virginity south of the border.  [With Leather]

We knew David Cross was our homeboy for a reason. [WWTDD]

Sixers cheerleaders love the drinking. What the hell else is there to do in Philly? [Don Chavez]

Georghe Muresan loves the hockey, was Canadian in a previous life. [Busted Coverage]

Just another little hottie from the O.C. with a nice set of fakies. We aren’t complaining. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

As mind numbing as it is to comprehend, Dane Cook continues to star in movies. At least this one has Jason Biggs in it. Oh, wait… [Film Drunk]

Steve McNair retired today. In unrelated news, Kyle Boller spontaneously shit all over himself. [Yahoo Sports]

The best metaphor we’ve seen this week (with regards to Al Pacino and genitalia). [Blog of Hilarity]

Kurt Angle’s wife is WWE hot. Make of that what you will. [On 205th]

Bowling with porn stars looks to be as much fun as we imagined it would be. [Grumpiest]

Alabama’s version of a homemade Fathead. It’s as awesome as you’re anticipating. [Losers With Socks]

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