Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

If these new photos of Jimmy Clausen don’t make you want to hop on the Irish bandwagon, what will? Who knew they were casting a seventies era porno in South Bend?  [Busted Coverage]

Say what you will about Carmen Electra. She still has nice boobs. [Grumpiest]

Whether completely bogus or not, we’ll forever picture Leo DiCaprio drunk dialing Gisele. “I’m the king of the world!” [With Leather]

If MySpace isn’t about ogling Jersey’s finest, we don’t want to know what it is about. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

The best breakdown of the Eli nuptials we’ve seen so far. [Holy Taco]

Jennifer Aniston NEEDS your attention. [On 205th]

Latest NFL Draft QB nuggets: Jets heart Matt Ryan (would go to third base on first date); WR Roy Williams may be traded to the Eagles (Kevin Kolb will need someone to throw to when Donovan gets hurt);and the Colts may make a run at Joe Flacco (presumably because he has a money name for a quarterback). Believe it.

Fergie rocks one of those athletic looking bikinis in the Bahamas, might be into scuba. [WWTDD]

FINALLY, the true story surrounding Harrison Ford’s big gay earring. No explanation as to why it remains though. [Page Six]

How does Mel B in lingerie make you feel? Weird? Us to. [Hollywoodtuna]

Some jag off wrecked the 250K Aston Martin that was supposed to be used in the new Bond flick. Worst part is he wasn’t even getting road head at the time or anything. [Film Drunk]

(Sorry for the delay on the afternoon posts, we had some bad Mexican for lunch)

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