Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Christie Brinkley has still got it, baby. Man, we hope our cougar on the side holds up this well. [On 205th]

Ladies and gentlemen, the first pick of the 2008 NFL Draft: Jake Long! Not Howie’s son! The other one! Rams, you are officially on the clock. [Yahoo]

Tremendous news for the sports radio connoisseur: Scott Van Pelt takes over Stephen A.’s job on ESPN Radio and also joins Tirico full time. Now for ESPN just to find a clever way to decapitate Mike and Mike. [Awful Announcing]

This guy and his beer guzzling ability are making a serious play for the Still Awesome HOF. [Tasty Booze]

Seahawks Tackle Rocky Bernard punched his wife. As JB puts it, “He probably told her not to test him, but then she did.” [With Leather]

The Bengals are really fucking serious about not trading Chad Johnson, ramifications on the team be damned. People in Cincinnati have fucking principles! [ESPN]

Turning a demotion into a raise with less job responsibility, Isiah once again proves he’s the smartest guy in the room. [Deadspin]

Miss South Carolina 2007 is joining John McCain’s campaign. It’s official, we’re pretending that we’re gonna vote to see if it will get us laid. [On 205th]

A hotter version of a washed up TV star? Sounds good to us. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Asian babies are the best. So much personality. [Holy Taco]

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