Soon-to-be drafted Tennessee linebacker Jerod Mayo recently revealed to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review that one NFL organization asked him, “When’s the last time you cheated on your girlfriend?” during a pre-draft interview.
As you might imagine some feel this question was over the line, especially Mayo, who swears he’s never cheated on his girlfriend (third base doesn’t count, right?). We were so intrigued by the revelation we decided to get our investigative reporter on and dig a little deeper into even more controversial pre-draft interview questions. Here are some of the examples we found:
“How would you classify your role in a strip club, Lurker or Active Participant?”
Most common answer: What category would ‘likes to get the know the dancers on a personal level’ fall under?
“When was the last time you checked out another dude in the showers?”
Most common answer: Friday…Fuck. Wait, I meant never. Yeah, definitely never. I thought you asked when was the last time I took shower…
“Ass Man or Tit Guy?”
Most common answer: Seeing that I’m about to be in the NFL, I don’t think both is too much to ask for.
“What’s your personal masterbation policy?”
Most common answer: No more than three times a day, and only with two or less people present. Visual aide necessary.
“Pro-life or pro-choice?”
Most common answer: Depends on how annoying the bitch is.
“Does anything about the phrase ‘Sex Boat’ sound desirable to you?”
Most common answer: Are we actually in the water, or just docked? I don’t like the fucking water.
“Tom Brady or Jason Taylor?”
Most common answer: Brady, no question.
“If a female asked you to ‘Osi all over’ her, what would you take that to mean?”
Most common answer: That I better have had enough fiber that day.
“Hillary or Obama?”
Most common answer: You know I ain’t voting for no dike president.
“Brady Quinn, gay or just a dork?”
Most common answer: Is ‘all of the above’ an option?
“How’s your pull-out technique?”
Most common answer: Impeccable.
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