This Might Be Chauvinistic: But Fergie Should Be Considered A Role Model
April 22nd, 2008 by NextRound
A role model for chicks who qualify as “7s or less” on the attractive city scale that is (DC “9s or less” for those needing a handicap).
Why exactly? Because as the popularity of yesterday’s new Fergie bikini shots demonstrated (here, here, here, here, and here), you don’t have to be a natural beauty to be ogled by hordes of horny dudes across the planet. You don’t have to be any kind of beauty for the matter.
Fergie garners fame, fortune, and admirers galore despite her crippling case of Butterfaceitis. When you think about it, it’s really impressive. No less impressive than the one-legged lady who runs marathons. Or that old blind guy hitting a hole in one.
Fergie’s example should be a lesson to 5s and 6s everywhere. All it takes is a personal trainer, some serious dedication, and getting the appropriate amount of cosmetic work done for you to overcome your shortcomings and achieve all the things Fergie has achieved. Meet your new role model.
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