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What people infer about you when they find out you watched “Gossip Girl” last night:

  • Your genitalia are in the possession of some chick that introduces you at parties as either their husband or boyfriend.
  • Chardonnay and guilty TV pleasures are how you like to unwind after a long Monday.
  • The phrase “barely legal” can be found with ease in your web browsing history.
  • Your Thursday nights are all about one thing: “Grey’s Anatomy”.
  • You can name at least one Miley Cyrus track.
  • You find it impossible to turn away from “90210″ reruns on cable, even if it’s an episode focused solely on Steve Sanders.
  • You are in no way weirded out by how “dreamy” some dude on the CW is.
  • PerezHilton.com is bookmarked in your favorites.
  • You’re getting pretty fucking tired of our NBA coverage.
  • And you would sacrifice a kitten to get with Blake Lively (but so would we, so we can’t judge too much on that one).

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2 Responses to “What Watching Gossip Girl Last Night Says About You”

  1. DCScrap Says:

    Thou doth protest too much.

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