What people infer about you when they find out you watched “Gossip Girl” last night:

• Your genitalia are in the possession of some chick that introduces you at parties as either their husband or boyfriend.

• You find teen angst WAY more compelling than the competition of gifted athletes in their prime.

• Chardonnay and guilty TV pleasures are how you like to unwind after a long Monday.

• The phrase “barely legal” can be found with ease in your web browsing history.

• Your Thursday nights are all about one thing: “Grey’s Anatomy”.

• You can name at least one Miley Cyrus track.

• You find it impossible to turn away from “90210″ reruns on cable, even if it’s an episode focused solely on Steve Sanders.

• You are in no way weirded out by how “dreamy” some dude on the CW is.

• PerezHilton.com is bookmarked in your favorites.

• You’re getting pretty fucking tired of our NBA coverage.

• And you would sacrifice a kitten to get with Blake Lively (but so would we, so we can’t judge too much on that one).
  

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