Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

How You Know Peyton Manning Isn’t Gay, the photo essay. [Gibbs12]

Maybe deep down most chicks are just attracted to a certain level of douchiness. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Kelly Brook apparently just broke off her four year engagement with Billy Zane (we provided our Zane admiration here), but if we know Billy like we think we know Billy, we’re pretty sure it was one of those deals where he just acted like an asshole until she dumped him. That’s a killer move and right in Zane’s wheelhouse. [WWTDD]

Father Time (and Father Anabolics and Father Folding Chair) is catching up with the Macho Man Randy Savage. It’s a sad day, indeed. [Friends of the Program]

14 chicks who LOVE guns. [Holy Taco]

Want more Chris Cooley? Well now you got him. In addition to his own blog now he’s a weekly contributor to Shutdown Corner. Let the awesomeness commence. [Shutdown Corner]

Wanna hear some juicy gossip? Apparently Opie — of Opie and Anthony fame — has a fiancee and she banged Bam Margera AND taped it. This could turn out pretty awesome, except for the prospect of seeing Bam’s dong that is. [CO-ED]

Nice list of the other things Deshawn Stevenson also thought were overrated. [Epic Carnival]

Does anything quite spell out BAD ASS like hitting up high school basketball games? Matty Ice, baby. Matty Fucking Ice. [Busted Coverage]

Nice to see the grilled cheese sandwich finally getting the adoration it deserves. [Asylum]

Time to say goodbye to Shaun Alexander. It’s been a fun ride. Except for those last two seasons where you sucked, of course. [SbB]

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