As the Jason Taylor v. Bill Parcells news continues to heat up the more clips we’re seeing of Taylor douching it up on “Dancing With the Stars”, and hence, the more obvious it’s becoming to us that we really want to bang Taylor’s dancing partner (if you were anticipating “take up ballroom”, please leave immediately).

Pretty much all you need to know is: Her name’s Edyta, She’s Polish (heh, heh), She dances for a living, and She used to be partnered up with Joey Lawrence (Whoa!).

But for good measure we’ll elaborate even further…

Edyta’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 26. Most Polish chicks her age are well on their way to being grandmothers by now.

What She Does Besides Dance: Hocks workout videos (that also involve dancing) on her website. Her site also promotes voyeurism.

Marital Status: Married. But the dude’s also a dancer, so this may be one of those gay dude / someone needed a green card marriages.

Awesomest “Star” She’s Been Paired With: Cliff from “Cheers”, hands down. Joey Lawrence is a distant second.

Fun Facts on Edyta:

• She avoided getting impregnated when partnered with Evander Holyfield in Season 1.

• Joey Lawrence confided in her that he totally used to bone Six from “Blossom” all the time.

• Jason Taylor regularly tells her there’s, “No fucking way I’m attending a minicamp.”

Create Your Own Caption:

The Time She Dressed up Lawrence in a Sailor Suit:

Last Weekend at Our Place:

And Other Assorted Photos:

Happy Hump Day!

[Sources: Wikipedia]

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• Katrina Bowden
• Mila Kunis
• Jenna Fischer
• Amber Heard
• Kate Bosworth

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