Case Of The Mondays
May 5th, 2008 by NextRound
We hand out superlatives for the weekend that was…
Biggest Career Rebound
Robert Downey Jr. “Iron Man” took a Spiderman-esque piss all over the the box office to the tune of $100+ million this weekend. The performance marks one of biggest all time comebacks by a former junkie in the acting business. Congrats to RDJ. Well played, sir. Well played.
Hot Female Sports Fan to Become Victim of Voyeurism
This Chick from the Hawks Game. Her and her Do Me eyes could only get so much TNT airtime before the inevitable happened: web stalking. Her MySpace page didn’t stand a chance.
Most Tears Cried for an Animal
Eight Belles. Well, we didn’t really cry of course. Crying is for chicks and dudes who “make love”. But we do have to say, when that filly was put down immediately after the Derby we experienced a sadness for an animal that we haven’t felt since Hooch got shot in “Turner and Hooch”.
Most Awesome Cheerleading Scandal
The Squad at ASU. All these ladies did was take a few of harmless underwear photos and before you know it the university disbanded the entire cheerleading team. Wow. Talk about a harsh reaction. It’s like the Duke lacrosse team thing all over again.
Best Breakup Video
Kind of long, but pretty awesome. We swear they researched JK for material. “You graduated from chubby school a while ago.”
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Here’s to making it to next weekend.
“Case of the Mondays” is NextRound’s recap and awards show for the weekend that was. Click here for previous editions.
