Hump Day: Blake Lively

May 7th, 2008 by NextRound in Hump Day, Lady Friends

Since we’ve seemingly been consumed by “Gossip Girl” lately (here, here, and all 90 hours of Booth’s DVR) we thought it would be a good idea to spend this Hump Day objectifying one of the chicks from the show in order to once again reaffirm how ridiculously heterosexual we are.

Of course, it’s just our luck that the most humpable (and legal) chick on the show happens to have a dude’s first name. But whatever. We’re not gay, you are. We’d give Blake Lively a lift to Poundtown even if her name was Ralph.

Blake’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 20.

Height: Tall.

Figure: Gazelle-like.

Anatomy You’d Readily Give Up to Bang Her: Appendix.

Famous For: Being the star of “Gossip Girl”. Making the show slightly bearable for thousands of pervy married dudes everywhere who are forced to watch.

Other Stuff She’s Been in That You Hopefully Haven’t Seen:

“Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”. The IMDb synopsis of this flick says it’s a movie about a bunch of chicks who trade pants, but since it’s rated PG we doubt it’s the sort of pants trading we’re into.

“Accepted”. We saw this shitastic movie and had no idea Blake was in it. That’s probably because we were too distracted by the fact that the Mac guy dates Drew Barrymore and that Jonah Hill ate someone prior to filming.

“Simon Says”. Some prefab horror flick that’s only notable because it also stars Crispin Glover. That guy is fucking creepy.

Fantasy Career Ambition: The next Charlize Theron.

Realistic Career Expectation: The next Charlize Theron minus the Academy Award.

Dudes She’s Been Linked To: None we’re aware of. You could be the first!

Favorite Photo We Found During Our Virtual Stalk Session:

Fun Facts on Blake Lively:

When asked what it’s like to be the star of a network’s most popular TV show she responded, “It’s the CW, so it’s kind of like being the most talented Kardashian.”

She can’t be convinced that the dude from her show that dates Carrie Underwood is gay…no matter how hard we try.

She has leaked to movie blogs that the sequel to “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” will include even more pants. Get excited.

When she told Crispin Glover on the set of “Simon Says” that she loved him in “Back to the Future”, he told her, “That wasn’t me, that was George McFly.”

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