“Matrix” Creators, The Wachowski Brother’s, movie adaptation of “Speed Racer” opens this weekend. Check 7 or more of the following True and it’s a virtual lock you’re going to enjoy it.

You’ve already seen “Iron Man” twice. T __ F __

You kept up with the plot of the two “Matrix” sequels. T __ F __

Nothing about this Film Drunk post outlining how Larry Wachowski divorced his wife for a dominatrix and then had a transgender operation to become “Lana” Wachowski creeps you out. T __ F __

You clicked on this picture of Matthew Fox as Racer X and didn’t laugh your balls off before losing a little respect for Jack from “Lost”. T __ F __

Like Steve Irony, you think Christina Ricci is extremely underrated. And your friends judge you for that. T __ F __

It’s possible for you to watch “The Girl Next Door” and “Alpha Dog” without becoming preoccupied with what a little bitch Emile Hirsch is. T __ F __

If someone brought up Anime in a conversation your immediate reaction would not be, “What the fuck are you talking about?” T __ F __

You’d still bang Susan Sarandon. T __ F __

You’ve had five questions to think about it and the Wachowski brother dominatrix / sex change thing still doesn’t bother you. T __ F __

You’re ten years old. T __ F __

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