We mentioned yesterday that the Wynn Vegas was considering pressing charges against Charles Barkley over four hundred thousand dollars in unpaid markers from last October. Since then Barkley has made a statement that it was his mistake and he’s paying the Wynn ASAP. With this cleared up, Barkley can now concentrate on paying down a few other debts he has outstanding:

100K to Dick Bavetta. For throwing the foot race at the ‘07 All-Star Game so Barkley could maintain his rep of being only a moderate fat ass.

300K to Dwyane Wade. For a bet over whether Dwyane was dog enough to bang Star Jones. Barkley was pretty damn confident Dwyane didn’t have it in him. He was wrong.

50K to the City of Philadelphia. For unpaid parking tickets. Barkley is still adamant that at least half the handicapped citizens of Philly are “fake cripples”.

3K to the guy working the counter at Krispy Kreme. For a bet over whether Charles could finish a dozen Hot ‘n Nows in two minutes. Chuck made it to ten before inducing a diabetic coma.

250K to Patrick Ewing. For leaving Charles’s name out of the Gold Club investigation despite Charles getting at least seven handies in that joint.

John Daly actually owes Barkley money.

15K to Gnarls Barkley. For even further expanding his awesomeness.

200K to Magic Johnson. For a bet a bet he made in 1993 that AIDS was a myth created by the government.

10K to Mr. Belding. For helping him pants Stu Scott right after Stu got off the mic. Barkley’s philosophy is that middle-aged dudes who think they can rap in public need to be taught a lesson.

25K to Ernie Johnson. For a bet they made over whether Kenny Smith was gay or not.

20K to Michael Jordan. For a bet over who could get drunker and creepier. MJ won.

[Sources: With Leather, FanHouse]

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