Sure, a lot of people were rooting for the Hornets last night in hopes of a change of pace to the NBA playoffs. Well, for those of you boo-hooing over no more Chris Paul, keep in mind that some things about the Spurs never get old. And that’s why they’re a dynasty.

Greg Popovich’s Weird Hair. Nothing compliments mousey features and a poor complexion quite like a hairstyle that’s one part mullet and one part Al Davis.

Parker and Ginobli. Foreign dudes are the best. From their funny accents to their mispronunciation of everyday words to the hilarious way they sound during courtside interviews, it’s hard not to love these two.
Tim Duncan’s Relatability. The dude’s into Renaissance fairs and Dungeons & Dragons and likes to think of himself as a real life Will Hunting, only taller and from the Virgin Islands. He just like the rest of us!

Spurs Fans Wanting Respect. Seriously, until the media starts recognizing the greatness that is the San Antonio basketball franchise we want to hear from Spurs fans on a daily basis.

Eva. Maxim Magazine just reminded us that she’s the fourth hottest woman ALIVE. The NBA Playoffs: Where Erections Happen.

Black and Gray. It really is hard to believe that the two most visually stimulating colors in the spectrum are able to coexist on one jersey.

Bruce Bowen. He plays defense! Defense! The lost art of D!

90 Point Games. Nothing spells excitement like half court offense. Mr. Naismith would be proud to be a Spurs fan.

Coming In and Out of Commercials with Shots of the Alamo. It’s the perfect blend of sports and US History. Man, we kicked so much ass in that place. Davy Fucking Crockett, baby. Davy Fucking Crockett.

Be sure to check back a week and a half from now when we preview the Pistons / Spurs finals!

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