Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

The Kyle Orton Classic Rock T-Shirt Collection. Pulling off this much coolness while making it look like you aren’t even trying is quite the feat. [Busted Coverage]

You want to party with Greg Oden don’t you? We knew it. Yeah, us too. [Don Chavez]

8 Types of Annoying People You’ll Find Inside Starbucks. [Holy Taco]

Screw Lebron, Albert Pujols has no regard for human life. (video) [On 205th]

Meet Tarney. Just because you need a little sluttiness to round out your day. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Steve Smith, the wide receiver the Panthers’ wide receiver, has been interning at Morgan Stanley this offseason. In unrelated news, Jake Delhomme has been internaing as a hashbrown cook at Bojangles. [Wall Street Fighter]

Derek Jeter may or may not be banging Minka Kelly (of “FNL” fame). Big deal. We may or may not be banging that clingy chick from high school that makes us tell her we love her. [Page Six]

“Family Guy’s” Cleveland Brown is getting his own show. Pretty amazing. It’s already being called the next “American Dad”, except funny, and about a black dude. [CO-ED]

Our hero, Chris Cooley, is getting married tomorrow. Two words, bro: Pre Nup. [With Leather]

Mila Kunis is like a fine wine. A fine wine that dates Macauly Culkin. [Hollywoodtuna]

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