Realizing our readers spend more time watching reruns of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ than they do watching any version of the news, we’d like to spend this Hump Day introducing Courtney Friel, a hard hitting female journalist the FOX News’ eye candy who was recently brought to our attention.
Before becoming a regular on FOX News in February, Courtney made a living looking hot in various roles while holding a microphone. And just like all well-respected journalists she occasionally posed for a lingerie spread or two. Several critics take issue with Courtney’s abilities as a newswoman, but these are probably the same people who can’t comprehend FOX News’ strong ratings. What they fail to recognize is that 99% of the population would rather watch some chick they want to bang reading from a teleprompter than some old dude with credentials.
Courtney’s Hump Day Bio
Age: 28.
Height: Somewhere right in the middle.
Figure: The broadcast news equivalent to an LA “10″.
Amount of FOX News You’d Be Willing to Watch to Bang Her: Four hours a day for a month, including the show with Greta Van Susteren. Hell, you’d bang Greta if it meant taking a run at Courtney.
Places You Probably Didn’t See Courtney Prior to Not Seeing Her on FOX News:
- Hosting the World Poker Tour on The Travel Channel. Shockingly, she’s still not impressed by Booth’s stories that end with him “catching the nuts on the river.”
- E!, Oxygen, and several other cable networks that you refer to as “The Midol Channels”.
- Anchoring the local news in Jackson, TN. To this day Courtney claims there was no correlation whatsoever between her tenure in Jackson and the spike in masturbation related incidents amongst middle school boys in the area.
Fantasy Career Ambition: Co-hosting ‘The Today Show’ with Matt Lauer.
Realistic Career Expectation: Sleeping her way to being the person who interviews tourists on the street for ‘The Today Show’.
Marital Status: Married. To some other reporter. Sources close to the situation Our gut tells us he’s in the closet.
Our Favorite Video Discovered During Our Virtual Stalk Session: If this isn’t hard-hitting journalism there’s no such thing.
Happy Hump Day!
[Sources: Wikipedia, FOXNews.com, Gawker, NS4W.org via On205th]
Previous Editions of Hump Day:
“Hump Day” is NextRound’s weekly segment featuring pretty ladies you should get to know. Click here to check out previous editions.
Related Posts:- Doutzen Kroes Is A Good Model
- Jennifer Hawkins Does Not Require Airbrushing
- 30 Sexiest Photobombs Of All Time
Make This Popular:
email 
facebook
stumble
twitter reddit digg