Top 5 New Entourage Cameos (Besides Hefty)
May 28th, 2008 by NextRound
Hardcore ‘Entourage’ fans (read: Booth) will have to wait till September for the show’s raucous return, but in the meantime they at least have the news of the upcoming Phil Mickelson cameo to keep their erections erect through the hiatus. Can you even begin to imagine the zany predicament the fellas must get into in order to run into Phil Mickelson?
We have been admittedly hard on ‘Entourage’ in the past but after learning a dopey PGA tour pro will be making a cameo we couldn’t help ourselves from digging deeper into what other clever and edgy developments may take place this fall. So we contacted a guy who knows a guy who sells thick-soled shoes to Kevin Connolly and he informed us of five other high profile celebrity cameos planned for the upcoming season.
Drumroll please….
1) Joakim Noah as Turtle’s New Dealer. He’s got weird hair AND makes weird faces AND legitimately loves bong rips. The jokes write themselves! (Fingers crossed Adam Morrison is somehow tied into this.)
2) Freddie Prinze Jr. as Vince’s Mortal Enemy: Freddie Prinze Jr. What we’re hearing is Vince will be up for the lead villain role in ‘Scooby-Doo 3: The Curse of Thelma’ and Freddie Prinze Jr. will be lobbying against Vince getting the part (obviously because FPJ’s wife is one of the hottest chicks alive and he doesn’t want an uber mack daddy like Vince running game on her).
3) Taylor Hicks as Taylor Hicks…IN CONCERT! To close one episode this upcoming season, the guys will party the hardest backstage with one of the biggest acts in the music biz: ‘American Idol’s’ season five winner, Taylor “The Bitch Slayer” Hicks. Man, just when you thought their lifestyle couldn’t get any more glamorous.
4) Jennifer Love Hewitt as Drama’s New Love Interest. Who’s the new hottie on the ‘Entourage’ set? You guessed it: the always buxom JLH. Word is she and Drama rekindle a romance that began on the set of ‘Party of Five’.
5) Verne Troyer as E’s Dad. No further details, but are they really necessary?
Other celebrity cameos rumored to take place (that we actually read somewhere and didn’t make up): Kim Kardashian, Pete Wentz, and Tobey Maguire.
Holy shit. Those are funnier than the ones we did make up.
[Sources: Brahsome via With Leather]
May 29th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
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June 2nd, 2008 at 6:59 pm
MAN YOU GUYS SHOULD NOT MAKE UP STUFF LIKE THIS ABOUT TAYLOR HICKS HE IS THE MOST AWESUM SINGER AND HE IS BIGGER THAN ELVIS
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
At first glance, I thought that was little PWE in the last photo!
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I think Taylor Hicks will be the biggest star ever to hit Entourage! Jeremy Piven better get ready to hand that Emmy over to our boy Tay. After he wins the Tony for Grease ,there will be no stopping him!
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I like your thinking GreaseMonkey.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:28 pm
GUYS DONT U SEE THIS IS A JOKE ON TAY, IT IS NOT FOR REAL, THEY JUST WANT HITS ON THE SITE, BUT TAY IS GOING TO WIN THE OSCAR FOR GREESE AND HE IS ALSO A BIG HOLLYWOOD STAR TOO.
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:33 pm
How can this be a joke? Everyone wants Tay in their show, why wouldn’t Entourage? First he’ll conquer Broadway, then tv and then on to the Oscar in a big movie once they see how hot he is in Hollywood. He will be the new Elvis, after all Elvis did tv and movies, but Tay is one up on even Elvis once he does Grease! He is way cuter than that lead guy on Entourage, who knows, they may give him the lead on the show!
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Does anyone really care about Taylor Hicks anymore?
His 10 minutes were up more than a year ago.
June 25th, 2008 at 9:45 am
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