What Watching The MTV Movie Awards Says About You
May 30th, 2008 by
What people will infer about you when they find out you plan to watch the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday:
- When you see Johnny Depp in the audience, He’s better than that is not a thought that passes through your mind.
- You laughed at least twice during the trailer for ‘Don’t Mess with the Zohan’.
- You DVR ‘The Hills’.
- There’s not a thing you’d change about the Maxim 100.
- You think of the years when MTV actually played videos as “back before things got good.”
- You can’t fucking wait for ‘Disaster Movie’ to hit theaters.
- You legitimately have a favorite in the Best Kiss category.
- You’re actively rooting for Lindsay Lohan’s “inevitable” rebound.
- You could pick the Jonas Brothers out of a lineup.
- You’ve logged the hours required to get your pilot’s license into playing Guitar Hero.
- Nothing about ‘The Love Guru’ tells you Mike Myers best days are behind him.
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