What people will infer about you when they find out you plan to watch the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday:

• When you see Johnny Depp in the audience, He’s better than that is not a thought that passes through your mind.

• You laughed at least twice during the trailer for ‘Don’t Mess with the Zohan’.

• You DVR ‘The Hills’.

• There’s not a thing you’d change about the Maxim 100.

• You think of the years when MTV actually played videos as “back before things got good.”

• You can’t fucking wait for ‘Disaster Movie’ to hit theaters.

• You legitimately have a favorite in the Best Kiss category.

• You’re actively rooting for Lindsay Lohan’s “inevitable” rebound.

• You could pick the Jonas Brothers out of a lineup.

• You’ve logged the hours required to get your pilot’s license into playing Guitar Hero.

• Nothing about ‘The Love Guru’ tells you Mike Myers best days are behind him.

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