We started writing an article focused on what might happen in tonight’s season finale of ‘Lost’, but then we got to thinking about how we’ve just recently come out of the proverbial closet for the show and decided it would be better for our image to take a cooler and tougher approach, something like chronicling the hottest chicks to ever grace an episode.
So here they are. In order of appearance (kind of). The Nine Hottest Chicks Who’ve Appeared on ‘Lost’. Enjoy.
Maggie Grace (as Shannon Rutherford). Shannon’s death at the hands of uber-butchy Ana-Lucia is bar none our number one gripe with the show all-time. We have a standing order to kick JJ Abrams in the balls if we ever meet him.
Evangeline Lilly (as Kate Austen). ‘Lost’s’ matriarch of hotness. Sure, she’s a little tom-boyish and in desperate need of a pair of fakies, but she grows on you like that chick at work with overbite.
Yunjin Kim (as Sun Kwon). Ah, if only we had a dime for every time a member of Team C&T referenced how they wished the girls at the massage parlor looked like Sun…
Cynthia Watros (as Libby). We were reasonably offended when Michael killed this chick along with Michelle Rodriguez for getting DUIs during filming. She had a terrific front court AND was well aware of the fact that fat dudes need loving too.
Julie Bowen (as Sarah, Jack’s Ex). We’ve wanted to give the business to every version of Julie Bowen we’ve come across since ‘Happy Gilmore’, so her on ‘Lost’ is no difference.
Kiele Sanchez (as Nikki Fernandez). Arguably the finest POA to ever garner screen time on ‘Lost’. And also one of the most inconsequential cast members ever. She appeared in like six filler episodes and then got buried alive. 100% banging a producer.
Andrea Gabriel (as Nadia). This chick shows up in flashbacks and flash forwards as Sayid’s wife and girlfriend. We have a feeling our troops in the Middle East aren’t regularly running into this sort of talent.
Sonya Walger (as Penny Widmore). GD do we love the accents.
Marsha Thomason (as Naomi Dorrit). Had a nice four episode stint before taking a knife to the back. Eerily similar to our last girlfriend.
For the record, Claire doesn’t do it for us. And just so you’re aware, you’re kind of weird if you were ever into:
- The chick that plays Juliet
- Michelle Rodriquez
- The old French lady
- Charlotte Lewis
- Peg Bundy that time she cameod as Locke’s girlfriend
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