Hardcore ‘Entourage’ fans (read: Booth) will have to wait till September for the show’s raucous return, but in the meantime they at least have the news of the upcoming Phil Mickelson cameo to keep their erections erect through the hiatus. Can you even begin to imagine the zany predicament the fellas must get into in order to run into Phil Mickelson?
We have been admittedly hard on ‘Entourage’ in the past but after learning a dopey PGA tour pro will be making a cameo we couldn’t help ourselves from digging deeper into what other clever and edgy developments may take place this fall. So we contacted a guy who knows a guy who sells thick-soled shoes to Kevin Connolly and he informed us of five other high profile celebrity cameos planned for the upcoming season.
Drumroll please….
1) Joakim Noah as Turtle’s New Dealer. He’s got weird hair AND makes weird faces AND legitimately loves bong rips. The jokes write themselves! (Fingers crossed Adam Morrison is somehow tied into this.)
2) Freddie Prinze Jr. as Vince’s Mortal Enemy: Freddie Prinze Jr. What we’re hearing is Vince will be up for the lead villain role in ‘Scooby-Doo 3: The Curse of Thelma’ and Freddie Prinze Jr. will be lobbying against Vince getting the part (obviously because FPJ’s wife is one of the hottest chicks alive and he doesn’t want an uber mack daddy like Vince running game on her).
3) Taylor Hicks as Taylor Hicks…IN CONCERT! To close one episode this upcoming season, the guys will party the hardest backstage with one of the biggest acts in the music biz: ‘American Idol’s’ season five winner, Taylor “The Bitch Slayer” Hicks. Man, just when you thought their lifestyle couldn’t get any more glamorous.
4) Jennifer Love Hewitt as Drama’s New Love Interest. Who’s the new hottie on the ‘Entourage’ set? You guessed it: the always buxom JLH. Word is she and Drama rekindle a romance that began on the set of ‘Party of Five’.
5) Verne Troyer as E’s Dad. No further details, but are they really necessary?
Other celebrity cameos rumored to take place (that we actually read somewhere and didn’t make up): Kim Kardashian, Pete Wentz, and Tobey Maguire.
Holy shit. Those are funnier than the ones we did make up.
[Sources: Brahsome via With Leather]
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