Hump Day: Natalie Gulbis
June 4th, 2008 by NextRound
Today’s installment should actually be titled “Natalie Gulbis and Her Awesome Rack”, but that would mean us objectifying Natalie and that sort of thing is in no way in the spirit of H Day.
Our friends over at Busted Coverage regularly bring Natalie (and her awesome rack) to our attention, and with sports interest beginning to wane with the onset of summer we felt it only appropriate to give you a reason to not change the channel during LPGA highlights.
Natalie’s Hump Day Bio
Age: 25.
Height: 5′9″ (the average height of the American male as JB likes to point out).
Figure: Athletic yet busty.
Born In: Sacramento.
Resides In: Vegas (loves Keno).
Amount of LPGA You’d Be Willing to Take in to Bang Her: A full tournament, including the practice round.
Fantasy Career Ambition: Winning several LPGA Majors followed by a gig as a network golf correspondent.
Realistic Career Expectation: Always being more successful than Michelle Wie.
Athlete She’s Been Linked To: Ben Roethlisberger (known to NR readers as “Big Brain Dead”). After the two broke up Natalie was overheard telling her friends, “three syllable words would be nice in my next relationship.”
Fun Facts on Natalie Gulbis:
- She graduated high school at 16 and turned pro after one year on University of Arizona Golf Team. Around here we call that being an egomaniac.
- She won a cool three mil for coming in first in the Evian Masters. Several economists throughout the US are currently working diligently to determine how the hell a womens’ golf event can support a three million dollar purse.
- Recently considered rekindling her relationship with Roethlisberger, but says it had nothing to do with his new contract and everything to do with his “passion for life”. Unfortunately, Big Brain Dead’s been too busy banging Playmates to return her calls.
- Natalie gets paid handsomely to golf with middle age
pervertsbusinessmen. And by “golf” we of course mean sit in their laps in a golf cart and call them “daddy.”
Our Favorite Video Discovered During Our Virtual Stalk Session:
She’s into casual gambling and poking fun at fat, lazy people. Our type of girl.
And Our Handpicked Gallery:
Happy Hump Day!
[Sources: Wikipedia, Busted Coverage]
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