Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

One of the milfiest porn stars around: Krystal Summers. Go ahead, try and pretend she doesn’t do it for you. [HGOM]

Tiger and Phil will be paired with Adam Scott the first two rounds of US Open. Should be interesting, to everyone but Adam Scott of course. He’s pretty bullshit the two of them are going to distract people from how dreamy he is. [With Leather]

Miniature ceramic statue + Football + Jesus = Inspirational. [Gibbs12]

Bridget Moynahan left the nunnery (or wherever the hell she’s been hiding) to drop a few quotes to one of those magazines our moms keep in the bathroom. [FanHouse]

Kevin Garnett may have shipped his last mistress with him when he was traded, once again proving the chicks in Boston just don’t cut it, even by Minnesotan standards. [Sports by Brooks]

The Nikki Cox decline has ventured from mildly amusing to just plain sad and gross. Next up on Jay Mohr’s list: the wet dream. [Hollywoodtuna]

Verizon acquired Alltel today and is now the largest wireless network. Suck on that shit AT&T! [Wall Street Fighter]

Donovan McNabb took batting practice with Ken Griffey Jr., shared conditioning tips. [Shutdown Corner]

The dude in the right of this picture is either the awesomest dad or the worst dad ever. All depends on your perspective. [Bright Black Internet]

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