Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Erin Andrews’ phone number may haven been accidentally given out by SI, but the real news is how banging she looked on Kimmel’s pre-game show last night. Girlfriend cleans up for network. [Awful Announcing]

Kanye West is dating Nick Cannon and Osi Umenyiora’s seconds. And the hell if you want a piece of some chick Osi got his hands on. And by “got his hands on” we of course mean “pooped on”. [Gibbs12]

Abigail Clancy is by the pool with that broomstick husband of hers. Good god she asking for it. [On 205th]

Ed McMahon’s house is in foreclosure. How he never swindled his way into winning his own Sweepstakes we’ll never understand. [Page Six]

Jenna Hoskins knows her front court is her livelihood and we respect her all the more for it. [HGOM]

Top 7 Baseball “What If” Stories. [Joe Sports Fan]

These 7-inch Strech videos commissioned by Hollywoodtuna should come with some sort of “ruin a decent pair of pants” warning. Oh, and it’s probably NSFW. [Hollywoodtuna]

UNC’s Ty Lawson got busted for DWI. Guess he’s not quite that fast. [The Big Lead]

The Playboy Search via YouTube continues on. (video) [Uncoached]

John Smoltz wants to go to Q School and legitimately play on the Champions Tour when he’s done with baseball. And he’s actually good enough to do it. Eerily similar to our ability to both drive in traffic and house Krystals at the same time. [FanHouse]

Bill Simmons, not a fan of Rick Reilly’s. But who under 65 is really? [Deadspin]

Good times on the Playboy Bus. Feel free to go ahead and be prematurely disappointed in your weekend plans. [Busted Coverage]

Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer’s crystal ball projects the death of print media in roughly ten years. HEL-LO advertising dollars. [Engadget]

We’re unclear what to make of these beach pictures of Brody Jenner, his mom, and some hot chick, but one thing’s for sure: Brody’s mom is just begging for a motor boat. [WWTDD]

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