Our four favorite things:

• The First Car Psych-out: How the guy stealthily avoids one collision only to get what’s coming to him from car #2. As JB would say, “What a dummy.”

• The pedestrian on the right side of the screen at the :42 mark who appears to be slowing down another car to tell them to call an ambulance, but instead is asking for directions to the nearest Starbucks. Seriously jonesing for a ice soy latte.

• Making inappropriate jokes about Marshawn Lynch being the driver.

• We’re pretty sure the victim is rocking a Kangoi, and therefore brought the whole thing on himself.

Don’t you feel better? Now go out and make some bad decisions this weekend.

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