Feeling kind of rough from the weekend? Wishing you hadn’t downed that fifth O-Bomb? Lay down $200 to win $50 on Big Brown? Rethinking whether getting laid was worth having that land monster on your resume?

Well, at least you aren’t the dude:

When Charles Hawes of Lebanon, PA garners that much satisfaction in his mental and moral superiority over you, it’s pretty much time to off yourself.

Thanks to The Angry T for the tremendous find.

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