Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

The new Cowboy’s stadium is going to be way cooler than your team’s stadium. Get used to it. Man, ever since we saw this picture we can’t stop thinking about how big our dongs would look on that jumbotron. Shit, did we just type that? [Shutdown Corner]

A good times video of some kid fucking with different driver’s ed instructors. They totally brought it on themselves. [CO-ED]

The PTI guys had a good time breaking Wilbon’s balls over the pictures of him partying with porn stars that hit the world wide web yesterday. Nice to see people in media with a sense of humor for a change. [Awful Announcing]

The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity. Surprisingly accurate. [Holy Taco]

Things got weird between Rick Sutcliffe and Erin Andrews last night. But Rick has cancer so it’s no big deal. [With Leather]

If you’re having a shitty day and looking to feel even shittier about yourself. Check out this chick David Spade knocked up. [Gibbs12]

You probably didn’t realize what a pimp JA Adande is, did you? [Busted Coverage]

Rachel’s skeeziness is a tough code to break. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

How to name your fantasy team. Because you put way more time into it than you’re prepared to admit. [Epic Carnival]

The U.S. Open at Torrey Pines overlooks a nude beach. We guaran-fucking-tee you we know Berman’s plans for the two-hour gap in ESPN coverage.  [Sports by Brooks]

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