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Hump Day: Anne Hathaway


June 18th, 2008 by NextRound

All it takes to develop a case of the ragers for Anne Hathaway is coming to the conclusion she probably thinks she’s better than you, renting Havoc, and caving into watching Devil Wears Prada with some chick because you think the gesture might get you somewhere in the vicinity of third base. Anne won’t jump into your top ten or anything after you go about this, but we can pretty much guarantee that in some shape or form the phrase “asking for it” will cross your mind every time you see her going forward.

With Anne’s new comedy –which looks pretty decent as far as TV remakes go — Get Smart opening Friday coupled with the news that she’s finally ditched her Zach Braff look-a-like Italian real estate mogul boyfriend for less Euro pastures, this Wednesday morning seemed like the perfect Wednesday morning to subject her to some objectification. Enjoy.

Anne’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 25.

Height: Somewhere in the middle.

Figure: Deceptively solid.

How Many Times You’d Be Willing to Watch Brokeback to Bang Her: 3 1/2.

Fantasy Career Ambition: Multiple Academy Award winning actress.

Realistic Career Expectation: Multiple Golden Globe winning actress.

Dudes She’s Been Linked To: Pretty much just the Italian dude, who we have to toss some respect to for managing to convince her to break up with him after four years of dating AND having this picture taken.

Fun Facts on Anne Hathaway:

  • Despite an obvious desire to be viewed as uber classy, 50% of conversations about her will forever involve someone asking, “Have you ever seen googled her name and Havoc?”
  • In a SHOCKING turn of events it appears that her Euro ex-boyfriend may be super shady and corrupt. Really? This guy?
  • Anne has also confirmed that while working with Jake Gyllenhaal on Brokeback he only came off as “kinda gay.”

Our Favorite Picture from Our Virtual Stalk Session.

Not sure the psychology around it, but there’s just something about a chick packing heat.

And Our Handpicked Gallery:

Happy Hump Day!

[Sources: IMDb, Wikipedia, WWTDD]

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6 Responses to “Hump Day: Anne Hathaway”

  1. SMac Says:

    WORST. HUMPDAY. EVER.

    I could go to Sperm of the Whale and find someone better.

  2. NextRound Says:

    Sounds like someone has seen Brokeback…

  3. Bonerkill Says:

    Agreed, she looks like a lizard. Step it up fellas.

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  5. Brody Jenner Says:

    Heidi Montag is 10x better — you guys are falling down again..Quit hoaxing.

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