All it takes to develop a case of the ragers for Anne Hathaway is coming to the conclusion she probably thinks she’s better than you, renting Havoc, and caving into watching Devil Wears Prada with some chick because you think the gesture might get you somewhere in the vicinity of third base. Anne won’t jump into your top ten or anything after you go about this, but we can pretty much guarantee that in some shape or form the phrase “asking for it” will cross your mind every time you see her going forward.

With Anne’s new comedy –which looks pretty decent as far as TV remakes go — Get Smart opening Friday coupled with the news that she’s finally ditched her Zach Braff look-a-like Italian real estate mogul boyfriend for less Euro pastures, this Wednesday morning seemed like the perfect Wednesday morning to subject her to some objectification. Enjoy.

Anne’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 25.

Height: Somewhere in the middle.

Figure: Deceptively solid.

How Many Times You’d Be Willing to Watch Brokeback to Bang Her: 3 1/2.

Fantasy Career Ambition: Multiple Academy Award winning actress.

Realistic Career Expectation: Multiple Golden Globe winning actress.

Dudes She’s Been Linked To: Pretty much just the Italian dude, who we have to toss some respect to for managing to convince her to break up with him after four years of dating AND having this picture taken.

Fun Facts on Anne Hathaway:

• Despite an obvious desire to be viewed as uber classy, 50% of conversations about her will forever involve someone asking, “Have you ever seen googled her name and Havoc?”

• She turned down the lead in Knocked Up because she felt the gratuitous vag-during-birth shot was unnecessary (so did we). This inadvertently started a chain reaction that has led to Katherine Heigl being the most hated bitch in Hollywood.

• In a SHOCKING turn of events it appears that her Euro ex-boyfriend may be super shady and corrupt. Really? This guy?

• Anne has also confirmed that while working with Jake Gyllenhaal on Brokeback he only came off as “kinda gay.”

Our Favorite Picture from Our Virtual Stalk Session.

Not sure the psychology around it, but there’s just something about a chick packing heat.

And Our Handpicked Gallery:

Happy Hump Day!

[Sources: IMDb, Wikipedia, WWTDD]

Previous Editions of Hump Day:

• Carrie Underwood
• Natalie Gulbis
• Courtney Friel
• Maria Sharapova
• Kelly Brook
  

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