What we learned from the weekend that was…

Jevon Kearse didn’t his nickname for his ability to down Red Bull Vodkas. Nope, apparently that nickname has something to do with football. The Titans defensive end got a DUI this weekend in Nashville, becoming the latest athlete to fall casualty to that fickle bitch law enforcement. We don’t think people realize how hard it is for a brother to get a cab in the country music capital.

This Video is the only thing we’ll remember from the Cubs/White Sox series:

Anyone else feel in the mood to test drive a Malibu? [H/T: Awful Announcing]

The NFL Network / ESPN partnership will almost definitely end badly. For the fan. We can too vividly see a scenario where a deal between these two leads to Mike & Mike calling multiple games this year.

Jimmy Clausen’s receder doesn’t scare NBC like it does the rest of us. NBC and Notre Dame extended their package through 2015. You know what that means, right? At least seven more years of having to say, “Unless someone has money on this game I’m changing the channel.”

Daunte Culpepper thinks it’s 2003. He also thinks you’re considering taking him in the first round of your fantasy draft. Not only has the the dude turned down a backup spot with the Packers, but now he’s on record that’s he’s talking with a few different teams about a starting position. We need to get a prescription of whatever he’s on for that one night a month we convince ourselves we can take home a stripper.

Jenn Sterger Is Still Alive. Our friends at Busted Coverage tracked her down. We dare you to watch her low rent “teaser” video and not think “two years away from shooting a porno on that couch.”

Pretty soon Lance Armstrong is going to have to choose. Between being a role model and banging actresses. We have a funny feeling he’s going to choose the latter.

And that Yao Ming should start his own Where’s Waldo? book series. Those things would print money. Here’s a NASCAR sample:

[H/T: Uncoached]

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