In Movies:

• Tooling on James McAvoy, Action Star. Wanted opens this weekend and is almost certain to capitalize on the dearth of entertainment and how many dudes want to bang Angelina. We just can’t wait to hear reports on McAvoy’s Keanu impersonation.

• The New Pixar Flick Comes Out Too. It’s probably a really good film, but unfortunately we won’t get to see WALL-E until one of those chicks gets a paternity suit to stick.

• 10,000 BC Is the Big DVD Release. And it is proudly sporting a “From the maker so Independence Day” tag. The underrated Camilla Belle may be reason enough to check it out though.

In Sports:

• The NBA Draft. 7:30PM Thursday on ESPN. Translated: Tune in at roughly 8:15 to avoid blathering, obnoxious analysis (see: Stephen A.), then tune out at roughly 9:00 when every player you’ve heard of has been selected.

In Television.

• Hope You Like Japanese Game Show Rip-offs. ABC starts airing those on Tuesday night. Outside of tuning into the draft for roughly an hour, we suggest you get drunk early and often this week.

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