Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

Maria Kirilenko’s cuteness is the second most underrated thing at Wimbledon. The first most underrated? How Serena’s fashion line balances style and affordability. [Angry T]

A teacher in Alabama was banging the high school baseball team. In an unrelated story, the one premenopausal teacher we had in high school once wore a tank top to class. [With Leather]

Teresa Moore is the hottest thing New Zealand has to offer after exotic locales for epic trilogies. [Holy Taco]

Stephen Colbert + Cookie Monster = Good Times. [Blog of Hilarity]

In case you haven’t heard our boy — and occasional punching bag — Michael Strahan will be announcing for FOX this fall. We have to stay we like the move. [Awful Announcing]

Some pretty staggering economic facts on the US escort business. [Wall Street Fighter]

Video of a drunken Yankees / Red Sox debate that will literally make you want to go on a murdering spree in order to ensure these people don’t procreate. [Busted Coverage]

Sharapova’s new attire is less stylish, more dykish. [Bright Black Internet]

Looking to make the NBA Draft more interesting? Check out these prop bets. [Cuzoogle]

Remember how money this Go Daddy commercial from the Super Bowl was? Yeah, us too. [Uncoached]

Anne Hathaway’s scummy Euro ex-boyfriend has officially been arrested. She timed that breakup pretty well. [Gawker]

Elizabeth Hurley still getting it done on the cover of some magazine that nobody reads. [The Beer Goggler]

Brandy is everything “wicked awesome” should be. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

If you’d asked us Mike Myers sexual preference we would have probably answered “vacant”, but rumor is it might be something different altogether. [WWTDD]

And Cheryl Burke is proof that all that dancing pays off…for chicks. [My Chill Pill]

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