In case you’re unfamiliar, Robin Meade is the ultra foxy CNN Headline News host of Morning Express with Robin Meade. You’d think we’d be more up to date on current events as much as we enjoy Robin’s work but every time we tune in we find ourselves unable to get past our desire to costar in the Morning Express with Robin Meade under a different format.

We have a ton of questions we want to ask her. Like, since she’s still in her thirties does she qualify as a cougar? And is she as excited about The Dark Knight as we are? And what are her thoughts on the NBA Draft? And does Wolf Blitzer resemble a penis as much in person as he does on television?

And CNN? That means she works out of Atlanta, right? Right? Interesting…

Robin’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 39. Cougary.

Figure: Enhanced by modern science.

How Many Hours of Headline News You’d Watch to Bang Her: 325.

Fantasy Career Ambition: Hosting Good Morning, America.

Realistic Career Expectation: Five more years of what she’s doing right now.

Dudes She’s Been Linked To: Zero that we can find mention of. And when you’re a banging 39 year-old newswoman and your CNN.com bio doesn’t add something about a husband and kids, guess what that means? Yep. Taking home random dudes from lobby bars. Did we mention we’re in Atlanta and are well known for our discretion?

Fun Facts on Robin:

• Born in New London, Ohio, which surprisingly has very little resemblance to Old London.

• She was Miss Ohio ‘92 and in the top ten for Miss America the same year yet has somehow managed to keep any and all pageant photos off the world wide web.

• She can still refer to the Iraq War as “Operation Iraqi Freedom” without the hint of a snicker.

• She won’t comment on Anderson Cooper’s sexuality except to say he’s a massive Bette Midler fan.

What’s the Point of Featuring a News Anchor if You Aren’t Going to Rock Some Videos?:

Tremendous Jimmy Kimmel sketch honoring Robin’s hotness.

1:25 clip dedicated to Robin’s killer stems.

Four second walk up featuring Robin in her favorite pair of “F Me” boots.

And Our Handpicked Gallery:

Happy Hump Day!

[Source: Wikipedia, CNN]

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• Anne Hathaway
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