What we learned from the weekend that was…

When in doubt go with funny videos and pretty ladies. Interesting happenings were few and far between this weekend. Thankfully some funny videos and pretty ladies surfaced to make life a little more livable. The below stalker phone message video is long and surely making its way around the world wide web at a rapid clip, but we had to post it due to the crippling level of douchiness it contains.

(Thanks to Holy Taco for the original find and Gibbs12 for the superior picture enhanced version above.)

More videos of interest from the weekend:

• Professor Splash sets the world record for highest shallow dive (hint: it doesn’t make any sense until you see it). Click here
• Intense fan brawl in the stands of the Cubs/White Sox game. Click here
• Dude cries in front of his girlfriend on the slingshot amusement park ride. Click here
• The recently greenlit Sex Offender football movie that has been begging to be made. Click here
• And a drunk midget tirade. Click here

Pretty Ladies We Met Over the Weekend:

• Jennifer Walcott
• Abi Tittmuss
• Grace Park
• and Ronaldo’s main lady (not to be confused with his lady on the side)

Spain is so hot right now…in Europe. Spain won the Euro title over Germany thus putting an end to the soccer fan in your office’s sense of relevance.

Ladies love ESPN personalities. As evidenced by the tremendous photos of Berman and Steve Levy over at Busted Coverage. Marc Stein not so much.

PIXAR has still got it. WALL-E took an adorable robotic poop all over it’s box office competition once again proving kids like the animation and parents like things that shut their kids up.

Woody Austin chokes in style. We respect a guy who manages to consistently outdo himself with the crappiness of each new golf shirt. It’s almost enough for us to forget about him gagging away tournaments. Now if only we could get Mickelson to rock tuxedo t-shirts on Sundays.

The Olympic trials got pwned. Michael Phelps and Tyson Gay each set world records in their respective events at the Olympic trials this weekend. Gay’s time was “wind aided” so it gets an asterisk or something. No word on whether Phelps will be penalized for his time being “Nair aided”.

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