So, once again it’s Sunday night and I’m coming to on the couch after a very productive hangover-originated 4 hour nap. Today has brought on some interesting (and not so interesting) events: Nadal defeated Federer in a 10 hour final to win his first Wimbledon, the cocky shithead Anthony Kim won his second PGA tournament of the year, Old School ran like five times in a row on TBS, and I’m waiting on Family Guy at 9 o’clock.

(Rambling Old School Side Note: Old School blows without cursing, but it still brought a bit of happiness to my day. Speaking of which, could Ellen Pompeo have been any more smoking back in 2003? Anytime I watch Will Ferrell lately it makes me pray that July 26th gets here ASAP so that I can sit in the front row of Step Brothers and giggle like a schoolgirl.)

Anyhoo, Family Guy starts. I find myself chuckling a bit at how much James Woods just doesn’t give a shit and will dog himself in cameos all day long. Then I rewind the above clip like 10 times in a row until I feel like I’m about to throw up thinking I’m actually watching 2 Girls/1 Cup, the second most disgusting video ever made (behind an amateur Nell Carter porno our boy Proto bootlegged back in 9th grade).

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