Sylvester Stallone

How Inspiration May Have Hit: Brett took in the Stallone Comeback Double Feature (Rambo on DVD followed up by Rocky Balboa on cable) and developed a crippling rager to get back in the game.

Favre’s Thought Process: If Sly Stallone can go from Las Vegas cameos to decapitating Burmese warlords on the big screen then I can get my lazy ass up off this couch and beat out Tarvaris Jackson.

Patrick Dempsey

How Inspiration May Have Hit: After weeks of aimlessly wandering around the house looking for something to do, Brett threw in Deanna’s copy of the first season of Grey’s Anatomy and realized the scrawny kid from Can’t Buy Me Love is the guy his wife wants to bang.

Favre’s Thought Process: If Loverboy’s skinny ass can make chicks across the country cream their shorts then I can still carry a fantasy team.

John Travolta

How Inspiration May Have Hit: Brett was housing bowls of Apple Jacks and watching reruns of Welcome Back, Kotter when he realized that thanks to Pulp Fiction Travolta still gets paid to act.

Favre’s Thought Process: No GD way Vinnie Barbarino is cashing million dollar checks and I’m not.

David Caruso

How Inspiration May Have Hit: Brett witnessed Caruso act with sunglasses during a super intense CSI: Miami rerun.

Favre’s Thought Process: This guy hasn’t lost a step since NYPD Blue. Maybe the Dolphins could be my CSI: Miami.

Kiefer Sutherland

How Inspiration May Have Hit: Brett tried to get Jack Bauer’s phone number to see if he wanted to grab a beer or go fishing since everyone thinks the guy is such a bad ass.

Favre’s Thought Process: Hold the fucking phone. The Canadian midget from Flatliners is everyone’s hero? I got out too soon. The world still needs Favre.

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