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How Real Americans Celebrated The Fourth


July 9th, 2008 by NextRound

  • Shirtless.
  • On their back.
  • In a field.
  • Twelve pack deep.
  • Crowd gathered.
  • Flag flying.
  • With their blindfolded son using a samurai sword to cut a watermelon in half off their stomach.

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