What He Does: MSG squats down in the stall directly next to the one you’re in even though there are other stalls available.

How It Affects You: By avoiding buffer stall etiquette, MSG positions himself uncomfortably close to you. The whole phenomenon is super creepy. You can see his shoes. You can hear EVERYTHING. Swishing pants. Encouragement grunts. Bowel movement after bowel movement.

Level of Mind-Numbing Annoyance: 9 out of 10. Middle-stalling is one of the most disturbing and intrusive things that can occur in the office.

Cool & Tough Retaliations:

• Eat nothing buy shitty Mexican for a week and continually follow MSG into the bathroom. See who gets a taste of their own medicine.

• Vaseline the middle stall lid.

• Create a “male seeking male” ad with his details on Craigslist and anonymously forward it to his wife.

• Leave him voice messages pretending to be the office gay guy suggesting a middle stall rendezvous.

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