People Who Suck In Your Office: Middle Stall Guy
July 9th, 2008 by NextRound
What He Does: MSG squats down in the stall directly next to the one you’re in even though there are other stalls available.
How It Affects You: By avoiding buffer stall etiquette, MSG positions himself uncomfortably close to you. The whole phenomenon is super creepy. You can see his shoes. You can hear EVERYTHING. Swishing pants. Encouragement grunts. Bowel movement after bowel movement.
Level of Mind-Numbing Annoyance: 9 out of 10. Middle-stalling is one of the most disturbing and intrusive things that can occur in the office.
Cool & Tough Retaliations:
- Eat nothing buy shitty Mexican for a week and continually follow MSG into the bathroom. See who gets a taste of their own medicine.
- Vaseline the middle stall lid.
- Create a “male seeking male” ad with his details on Craigslist and anonymously forward it to his wife.
- Leave him voice messages pretending to be the office gay guy suggesting a middle stall rendezvous.
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July 9th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
I hate that guy
July 10th, 2008 at 8:42 am
couldn’t agree more. that was referenced in a blog i started but never got off the ground, check out the first stab at the logo:
http://www.gibbs12.com/Photo%20Album/everyotherstall.gif
July 10th, 2008 at 9:12 am
The only thing possibly more annoying than this is stall pisser guy. SPG will always do his business in the comfort of a stall no matter how many urinals are open, leaving it nasty for work shitter guy(AKA myself)
July 10th, 2008 at 10:24 am
What about Cell Phone Talker Guy? CPTG is always on the phone having a lively conversation with someone while you are trying to take a relatively peaceful shit. All you want to do is yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP.” Doesn’t he know the world’s oldest fucking rule?? No talking in the men’s room. Do your business and GTFO.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
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July 10th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I tend to piss in stalls. I take my time, I blow my nose and I hate to even be put in the position of having some lame ass want to discuss anything at all while at the urinal.
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