What people will infer about you when they find out you camped out for the iPhone 3G:
- That the “phone” part of the iPhone is the feature you’re least interested in.
- That you’ve already got a date for next weekend and her name is The Dark Knight.
- That you also own a Nintendo Wii, Playstation 3, X-Box 360, Blu-Ray DVD player, Roomba, and the original iPhone.
- That you originally thought you might be interested in fantasy football, but then did some research and not so much.
- That you judge people who own a PC.
- That you’ve on at least one occasion trashed a hot chick behind her back for not knowing who Boba Fett is.
- That you feel “losing your virginity” is an extremely relative term, open for debate.
- That not only do you know what a widget is, but you’ve also created a few.
- If you have your choice between beer and soy latte, you go latte every single GD time.
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- What Watching Gossip Girl Says About You
- What Your Email Signature Says About You
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- Finally, An iPhone App For Asian Fetishes
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July 11th, 2008 at 5:34 am
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