What people will infer about you when they find out you camped out for the iPhone 3G:

• That the “phone” part of the iPhone is the feature you’re least interested in.

• That you’ve already got a date for next weekend and her name is The Dark Knight.

• That you also own a Nintendo Wii, Playstation 3, X-Box 360, Blu-Ray DVD player, Roomba, and the original iPhone.

• That you originally thought you might be interested in fantasy football, but then did some research and not so much.

• That you judge people who own a PC.

• That you’ve on at least one occasion trashed a hot chick behind her back for not knowing who Boba Fett is.

• That you feel “losing your virginity” is an extremely relative term, open for debate.

• That not only do you know what a widget is, but you’ve also created a few.

• If you have your choice between beer and soy latte, you go latte every single GD time.

Previous Editions of What It Says About You:

• What Going on the Bachelorette Says About You
• What Watching the MTV Movie Awards Says About You
• What Watching Gossip Girl Says About You
• What Your Email Signature Says About You

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• Finally, An iPhone App For Asian Fetishes
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