After waiting over a year to get Palace on a Lake on the track we only had to wait a couple weeks for her second race.Palace will be racing in the 6^th Race at Philadelphia Park this Sunday, July 13th. Post time is 2:30PM. If you want to watch the race it may be on DIRECTV channel 602 or you can go to philadelphiapark.com.

SMac and I will be in attendance for this one, bringing a level of awesomeness to the City of Brotherly Love that it hasn’t seen in some time. That pretty much guarantees work will suck balls on Monday, which is kind of ironic because we’ll most likely be working next week solely to make up for the amount of money we lose on Sunday. Alright, maybe I’m only talking about myself, but I guarantee that at the very least SMac will sit shotgun for the self destruction.

So if you’ve been looking for a reason to be a degenerate on a Summer Sunday afternoon, now you have an excuse.

In the words of JB: “I guess this means another afternoon spent at the Off Track Betting.”

In the words of Big-T: “If you are going to the Off Track Betting, you better be packing.”

In the words of S-Mac: “This means we have to get blacked out on Sunday in Philadelphia.”

And as an added bonus for all you Palace faithful, here’s a video of her in training. It’s actual footage of Palace and not two horses humping, I swear.

Next time you hear from me I’ll be a rich man.

Previous Editions of Happily Hungover:

• Palace’s First Race, Good but Not Great
• Palace on a Lake Begins Her Illustrious Career
• Booth Gets a Job
• When Acting Cool & Tough Goes Bad
• Booth Wakes Up Early, Shock to System

Happily Hungover is Booth’s column chronicling the life and times of NextRound’s Marketing Director/Resident Couch Dweller.

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