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Rednecks Are The Best: Part II


July 16th, 2008 by NextRound

So your kid gets bitten by your neighbor’s pit bull and your neighbor is in no way associated to Mike Vick so you can’t extort them for money, how do you retaliate? Contact animal control? Keep calling the police until they show up?

Or wait until you’re being followed by a news camera then bull rush your neighbor through their front door?

It’s too bad the kid was hurt but he looks like he’s going to be fine physically. Mentally he’s all but done for and that has nothing to do with the dog. YouTube commenter, dandeebrandee, sums the whole thing up best:

“Pierced 2 year old boys ear-check
Dropping the f bomb in front of children-check
Wearing pants 4 sizes too small-check
Smoking cm’s from your childs face-check”

Thanks to Steve Irony for the find and for having relatives that don’t take shit from neighbors.

Rednecks Are the Best: Part I

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4 Responses to “Rednecks Are The Best: Part II”

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    And the kid’s got a mohawk. Any chance this kid yanked the dog’s tail? I wonder. Based on the Mom’s behavior, I am sure he is a fine young lad who behaves well at all times.

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