We aren’t well versed in the wooden spoon prank since we spend the majority of our free time being awesome, but apparently the primary ingredients are wooden spoons, dorky white kids, and bodily harm.

The weeniest of all the weenies gets what he’s asking for around the :50 mark.

Seriously, is that kid’s dad a periodontist or something? Anyone who whines that much about their teeth deserves to be kicked in the balls. Including our grandma.

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