Petting zoos shouldn’t be entirely about petting and feeding animals. We respect the shit out of a goat who is willing to take some time away from eating tin cans to teach snotty-nosed kids valuable life lessons.

In a world without mommy and daddy you just can’t bend over for extended amounts of time. There will be repercussions. Sure, the kid’s crying today, but ten years from now he’ll feel indebted to that goat.

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