Yesterday news broke that Tim Tebow — citing his Christian values — refused to be part of the Playboy All-American team. We’re pretty sure a lifetime subscription to Cyber Girls doesn’t come with being named to the squad, but whatever, Tebow’s awesome, who are we to judge? Especially when he prefers to meet ladies with gifted front courts all on his own.

The one thing we do know is that just about every other quarterback in college football — merit aside — would have had no problem accepting the honor, especially these guys…

Mark Sanchez, USC. Any dude willing to wear this shirt and let another guy give him the Brokeback stare is open-minded enough to handle Playboy.

Chris Turner, Maryland. His dad was the drummer for Ratt. Ratt! That means his mom probably already has some connection to Playboy.

Riley Skinner, Wake Forest. If you don’t know the Riley Skinner backstory, check it out here. Bottom line, the dude has already auditioned to be a Playgirl All-American. It’s pretty much the same thing. (Editor’s Note: This is as much of this photo as will ever be posted on NR.)

Matt Stafford, Georgia. Yep, in.

Chase Daniel, Missouri. We don’t know much about Chase, but we do know some dudes who look like him. They like Playboy.

John Parker Wilson, Alabama. We have it on good authority that this is JPW’s backside at a high school party in Hoover, AL. We also have it on good authority that he used the “I’m kind of a big deal” line more than once at said party. He’d be in.

Stephen Garcia, South Carolina. He’s spent more time in a cell than he has on the field in Columbia, but sometimes that’s the price you pay for being awesome.

Rudy Carpenter, Arizona State. It’s kind of a prerequisite that you be into Playboy when you attend Arizona State. If you don’t know what we mean just search “Tempe 12″ over at Busted Coverage.

Jake Locker, Washington. This young buck loves the ladies, plain and simple.

And Ryan Perrilloux, Jacksonville State. Dudes who are cool with pot, concealed weapons, counterfeiting, AND riverboat gambling are also cool with Playboy. That’s just the way it works.

Anyone else excited about this year’s Jack State team?

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