Steve Irony is always telling the rest of us that the trick to being married is consistently putting your wife in her place. Here’s some visual evidence — awesomely incorporating both firearms and firecrackers — of doing just that.

So while we don’t see ourselves marrying chubby chicks or condoning non-sexual pistol polishing on our porch anytime soon, we understand the basic objective: keep her in her place by scaring the shit out of her. With guns. Sounds like something we can handle.

(Thanks to Steve for the find.) 

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