So apparently Pat Riley and Michael Douglas were on hand to non-ironically award the yellow jersey after one of the legs of the Tour de France the other day. This picture is beyond weird. And we have a lot of questions.

• How do Riley and Douglas know each other?
• Do old famous guys with good hair just end up being friends?
• Or is Douglas a massive fan of 80’s basketball?
• Or is Riley a massive fan of Gordon Gekko?
• Do they genuinely like the Tour de France?
• Or were they just yachting nearby and drunk enough to agree to do this?
• Did they at least work a “freedom fries” line into the ceremony?
• What was more laughable, the ‘07-’08 Heat or The Sentinel?
• Do they compliment each other on their hair or is it gay for two guys to do that?

Just so weird.

[Source: Ball Don’t Lie via Deadspin]

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