It came as a shock to the rest of Team Cool & Tough that Steve Irony A) introduced us to a pretty lady we’d never heard of and B) that she’s legal. Based on this revelation we did some further research. Looks like the One Tree Hill box set is finally paying dividends for Steve.
This is Danneel Harris. She’s a budding actress who bounced around from show you wouldn’t watch to show you wouldn’t watch before getting some film work in Harold & Kumar 2. Danneel has been featured in Maxim and is currently filming several other movies, albeit crappy looking. She has a reasonable shot of becoming a household name. And if not Cinemax is definitely a possibility. So either way you should get to know her.
Danneel’s Hump Day Bio
Age: 29.
Figure: Very impressive.
How Many One Tree Hill Reruns You’d Watch to Bang Her: Up to five seasons worth.
Fantasy Career Ambition: Oscar-caliber actress.
Realistic Career Expectation: Paycheck-caliber actress.
Fun Facts on Anna:
- Named after a street in New Orleans. We’re pretty sure you have to be at least a quarter Cajun to pronounce “Danneel” properly.
- Skilled at gymnastics, never a bad thing.
- Participated in one of the better Maxim photoshoots, once again reminding us we can’t trash Maxim for everything they do.
- Can recite any dialogue without laughing, no matter how dumb. A tremendous bonus for anyone starring in a show on the CW.
Best Stalker Compilation of Danneel’s One Tree Hill Footage:
There’s something about setting these scenes to Kelly Clarkson that makes watching them feel less perverted and more supportive.
Steve Irony’s big discovery…
One of the better games of HORSE ever played. Disregard the shirtless dude.
And Our Handpicked Gallery:
Happy Hump Day!
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SMac says:
July 30th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Wow, a hot red-head…those are hard to come by (no pun and no offense Maske, i’m a quarter red-head). I can’t believe you made it through that whole bio w/out 1 fire/hose joke. kudos.
NextRound says:
July 30th, 2008 at 11:27 am
All the ones we thought off were just too obvious and we like this chick too much to use jokes reserved for Lohan.
SDP says:
July 30th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Great find. Daneel was a friend of mine in college and lets just say she has blossomed since the move to LA. Funny thing is she always plays the cheap slut in anything I have seen her in. Hard for me to call her an actress since she has played that part since ‘97.
SMac says:
July 30th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
DOOD! SDP- best comment ever…
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Barb says:
October 1st, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Great comment SDP. :) Where did you got to college?
Bobbie says:
October 6th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
hahaha that’s all she is and shows for….just the body. She can’t act worth shit. After one tree hill is over, she continue to be NOTHING.
peace ;)
margaret says:
September 24th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Dannel is just a cheap actress, pretty and no talent at all, nude sex scenes is all she can do. Poor girl now using his relationship with Jensen Ackles trying to get the media attention