People Who Suck In Your Office: Reply All Guy
July 31st, 2008 by NextRound
What He Does: RAG replies all to every mass communication email. Sometimes it’s a lame one-liner. Sometimes it’s to ask a meaningless question. And sometimes it’s just to confirm he got the email. Regardless of the reason he’s in EVERYONE’s inbox.
How It Affects You: Between corporate emails, your aunt forwarding right wing propaganda, and all the other junk you receive the last thing you want to have to comb through is this retard inquiring whether Columbus Day is a holiday. You’re not sure if he’s begging for attention or just fucking clueless, but either way you’re considering giving him a code red in the men’s room.
Level of Mind-Numbing Annoyance: 6 out of 10. The guy deserves a serious ass trouncing, but at least Al Gore invented the delete button.
Cool & Tough Retaliations:
- Mock his reply all with one of your own asking if you’re still required to wear pants to work. Sign his name to it. You may want to gauge the overall sense of humor of your coworkers first though.
- Set up an anonymous Gmail account and repeatedly forward him all his stupid emails with commentary like, “Nice one, fuckface” or, “I rubbed my balls on your mouse after I read this one.”‘
- Bang his wife.
- Sign him up for email alerts from NextRound.net. He won’t know what the fuck’s going on. Brendan Fraser faces?
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Overall Record: 9-11 (3 Unit), 8-6 (2 Unit), 7-1 (1 Unit), -2.7 Units
July 31st, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Even worse than this guy is “Last Word email guy”
You know the guy you email and say “we are all meeting for the Smith Account at 2″ and he has to email back “thanks”. And if you dare email back “youre welcome” you just KNOW he is going to send back an email that says “anytime”. Its a never ending cycle with this guy. And he is unstoppable. If you email back to RTA guy and everyone else and make fun of him, he will keep you off his RTA list, which is the ultimate goal anyway.