Today’s edition of what’s not lame around the world wide web:

• Church Signs That Won’t Make You Go to Church. [Holy Taco]
• The dress that started the Erin Andrews hullabaloo. [Busted Coverage]
• UGA football reacts to #1 ranking by being awesome. [Deadspin]
• Top 10 All-Time White Guy Dunks. [World of Isaac]

• Doc Brown still hits the young stuff, becomes our hero. [Flatusyahu]
• An in depth look at Florida State tailgating. [Uncoached]
• Contrary to popular belief, it doesn’t suck to be Leo DiCaprio. [WWTDD]
• Eli Manning looks a bit different, manlier in training camp. [KSK]

• Eva Mendes is too sexy? It’s not just our problem? [Bright Black Internet]
• Nightline anchor has a few too many, gives awesome speech. [Brahsome]
• Adult film stars with Myspace pages. Awesome. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]
• Even Hitler is tired of all this Brett Favre bullshit. [Epic Carnival]

• Things are not looking good for Rampage Jackson. [With Leather]
• Julianne Hough. That crazy Mormon just does it for us. [Beer Goggler]
• Rednecks stab each other, cheap beer involved. [Don Chavez]
• And a little Slutty Miss USA since she’s been quiet lately. [DJ Mick]

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