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Do You Know How We Know Tom Brady Is Gay?


August 7th, 2008 by NextRound

He likes Coldplay.

From Boston Herald’s Inside Track:

“Tom, who is reportedly a HUGE fan of Chris Martin & Co., blew out of a late practice at Gillette Stadium Monday night to join Gi and her GFs at the Garden shortly after the British rockers took the stage at 10 p.m.

“In fact, Martin dedicated the last song, ‘Death and All His Friends,’ a cut off the new CD, to Brady…”

The Herald didn’t do Tom any favors with the all caps HUGE to describe his Coldplay fandom. We were to understand HUGE in all caps was reserved solely for text messaging between teenage girls. If Tom was just a “huge” fan or maybe a “big” fan, he wouldn’t be all that gay. Just kind of gay.

The crazy — and undeniably awesome — part of this whole story is that Tom told Belichick to suck on training camp so he could accompany a bunch of models to a concert. That part really isn’t gay at all. Unless you consider James Bond a homo.

When we called Tom’s cell to ask for a comment, he texted us back: “bangin ur girlfriend. hit me back l8r.” To which we replied: “We only date Chris Martin because we heard you’re a HUGE fan.”

Is it possible to give yourself a self congratulatory touche?

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