Here’s the trailer to Role Models starring Paul Rudd and Stifler. It’s a comedy that has something to do with a couple of losers who get forced to spend time with kids. The trailer doesn’t come off as creepy as that reads.

What We Know:

• Paul Rudd is awesome.
• We could use a Minotaur and Vodka.
• We’d walk across the street to bang Elizabeth Banks.
• Stifler owns playing himself in movies.
• McLovin looks the part of a Larper.
• That Matchbox 20 song is catchy despite it being a song by Matchbox 20.

What We Can Guess:

• The black kid says a lot of hilarious quasi racist stuff.
• We won’t be sentenced to summer camp the next time we get community service.
• We’ll be saying, “She’s got some boobies on her,” more often going forward.

What’s Unclear:

• Whether Paul Rudd ever got his coffee.
• Why there are so many awesome boobs at a summer camp.
• Whether this flick will be “funny in parts” or “pretty fucking funny.”
• If McLovin has staying power.
• Whether or not we’re Ben Affleck.

If we are Ben Affleck, we’d guess we’re Pearl Harbor Affleck, not Reindeer Games Affleck.

[H/T: Film Drunk]

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