In case you’re unaware, our President spent the last few days in Beijing being awesome. China needed an injection of Texas and W was just the man to deliver. Here’s a photo recap of the good times…
Relishing in a US badminton point while dorks like Kissinger discuss the global economy.
Giving some last minute pointers on the bump technique to the beach volleyball squad. He didn’t spend that summer in Panama City for nothing.
Asking Jennie Finch if she’d had a chance to visit his favorite Beijing tourist attraction. He’s pretty sure it’s pronounced, “Pound Town.”
Telling the Chinese president he should consider growing a rat tail.
Doing his best to pretend Laura isn’t ruining the entire experience.
Appreciating a flawless pre-serve position.
Inspecting a medal to make sure the Chinese didn’t just gold plate those bitches.
Demonstrating the “Pretend you’re reading a cue card and everyone will think you’re going in for an ass slap” maneuver. Classic W.
Giving the US Softball coach a few lineup tips. “You want your biggest girl at catcher.”
Feeling a bit awkward about his back sweat and hand placement during one photo op.
Telling the ref to get off his knees, he’s blowing the game. His daughter did not see that one coming.
Here’s to hoping it’s an even more sports oriented itinerary for W come 2009.
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[Sources: Fan House, Deadspin, Bright Black Internet]
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